I really did have a post to make, but I have to tell you about how I woke up in the worst way this morning. .....
I wear contacts. As in, homegirl is BLIND without the glasses or contacts, so once I got up and stumbled to the bathroom dreading coming to work, pop the contacts in, and look in the mirror. I was horrified.
Sorry I don't have any pictures of what I saw, but I wasn't exactly thinking about a photo session at the moment. Ladies, I had a TICK on my forehead.
Now, I promise that I showered AND washed my hair last night, and even washed the sheets on the bed yesterday. The only thing I can figure is that it fell out of a tree. I spent yesterday afternoon walking back and forth to my shed putting things up. I'm assuming the little creature did it's deed then.
So I see this ugly thing, call my dad (since they only live less than a minute away from me) and he doesn't answer. So I called my mom's work (the hospital). Luckily she answered, and bless her heart, I probably scared her to death. As soon as I heard her voice I started screaming "I'm on my way up there!!!!". I know she probably was thinking I'd had a wreck or something awful. She started screaming back "WHY????" and I told her about my tick. She then calmed down. That made ONE of us. I was completly losing it.
I got there, walked in, and she got it out without a problem. The little thing hadn't really took ahold of me yet. THANKFULLY. But still.. I've itched all day and felt like a million things are crawling on me...
Monday's shouldn't start this way...........
That's all folks...
& by the way, I've scratched my head about 100 times just writing this blog... no lie.
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hahaha...I am not laughing at you, but this is something that would totally happen to me! I am sorry your morning started like this! ;)
ReplyDeleteAHHHH! I would have died!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I've had one in my ear before. It's so not funny! I feel your pain, girl!
ReplyDeleteOMG how funny! The other day I got one on my back...I have no clue how it goet there either...I had just cleaned and changed the sheets too! I was itching my back and I thought it was a mosquito bite...anyways I looked at my back in the mirror and FLIPPED OUT. The hubs was walking in the door from work and I started screaming and he thought something was REALLY wrong. Anyways he got it out in like one second, it must not have been really attached either. Regardless I have been itching NONSTOP since that happened!
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