A Law Abiding Citizen.

So, the back story is that Amanda and myself were discussing some "strange laws" that the great state of Alabama has, and I got to thinking.. what are some of Mississippi's dumb-dumbs that are still out there lurking?

For your entertainment:
o. If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.
o. A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
o. Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
o. It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
o. Houses are not to be within 50 feet of any road.
o. One may be fined up to $100 for using profane language in a public place.

So in other words- MS is screwed. haaaaaaaaaa!