CRAIGSLIST CREEPS

What started out as my innocent intention of wasting time led me to this blog post.  Sometimes, these things just happen and your first thought is "I HAVE to blog about this!"   This was me when I found this...
First of all, I'm terrified of Craigslist.  I would never meet someone alone without the fear that I would end up in a kidnapper van and never seen again.  Hey, it happens every single day.  Don't you watch Criminal Minds?! 

So, back to my story.  I had browsed all the "good" sections for my area and found nothing that spiked my interest.  And then I saw it.  The personals section.  Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought they were making this illegal to put on there after the Craigslist Killer?  (Lifetime movie, but a TRUE story! Read here and here!)

So, I did what anyone else would have done.  I clicked on it.  YA'LL just don't know how much fun I had showing these things to my husband.  To call these guys "creeps" is being nice on my part. 



"I'm not looking for any type of relationship. I just want great sex with someone."  REALLY?  You need help, mentally.  And what kind of woman ANSWERS these things?!






Personally, I'd love to drive to Starkville, set up a "meeting" with this fine fellow and then slap him when he shows up.  You are breaching your commitment with your WIFE, cheater.  Get real. 



 
 Least he's clean.  I mean he said it on the internet, so it's true.  Right?

Ya'll... help me out.  What is this world coming to? And what kind of people are these?  Well, I like to call them free entertainment.  Brian and I laughed and laughed about some of the things I found.  Some I don't want to repost on here because they were just THAT raunchy.  Ick.


Now, if there are any men readers (hey!) then let me address something to you here and now.  DON'T DO ANY OF THE ABOVE EXAMPLES.  Get your butts in church and find a good woman and love her and never cheat on her.  THE END.

 

7 comments:

  1. I don't know who is worse... the men who write this or the women who answer.... UGH so skeevy jsfiosdjfoi

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  2. Haha! I had to write about the classifieds for a human sexuality class once, they suck you in!

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  3. This makes me sick!!!I hate to know this is going on...and women that respond to this?? so sad!

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  4. OH my goodness! I can't stop laughing. This is crazy.

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  5. OMG!!!! These are crazy! I am just in awe...there are so many weirdos out there. Thanks for sharing this...I gotta share with my hubby.

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  6. Oh. My. Word. There are such creepy people on craigslist. I was scared when we bought our dog from craigslist. I was convinced we were going to end up meeting up with a creeper. Luckily, it went well.

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